Product Description
2022 Crab Grab Fruzz Mitten
CASUAL "STREETWEAR" MITTENS. Keep you claws cozy in the Fruzz Mitt. These are the perfect lightweight, everyday, fruzzy feeling fleece mittens for cruising around a cold town.
THUMB HATCH
- Quick escape thumb hatch for easy access phone-fondling.
POCKET SIZED
- Stuff them in your pockets when you arrive.
INTENDED USES:
Uses include, but are not limited to:
- Crisp mornings
- Scraping windshields
- Outdoor Googling
- Dog walking
- Dog-less walking
- Parking lot lurking
- Cold calls
- School commutes
- Bus stop situations
- Frozen steering wheels
- Winter texting
- Après enhancement
- Frosty handshakes
- Aimlessly scrolling
- Ice cream consumption
- Poor circulation
- Brisk bicycling
- YouTube
- Holding cold hands
- Bar commutes
- Cold/Hot beverages
- Icy evenings
- Hand pajamas